Because Cake threatened me here’s a new blog entry:
My grandmother passed away yesterday. Now I’m not telling you this to bring you down or fish for “I’m sorry to hear that”. I’m telling you because you need to know this fact for the setup of the retarded line someone delivered to me yesterday.
So we’re in the emergency room just after she was pronounced dead and there was a pastor there. I guess he felt the need to say something to break up our silent grieving (douche bag) and came up with “She looks very peaceful”. Yeah? NO SHIT SHERLOCK SHE’S FUCKING DEAD!!! Thanks for the update. What? He thought she’d be up and about doing a jig?