Here's the e-mail I just received from Netflix. It pretty much sums it up:
"Dear [Bacon Ace],
It appears that you accidently returned one of your personal DVDs or CDs in a Netflix envelope. Rest assured, we will send your disc right back to you.
If you haven't already sent back the Netflix movie you intended to return, please include it with your next return along with a note including your name and email address so we can match the movie to your account.
-The Netflix Team"
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Mertz is slang for when a woman shaves 'down there'
"Nothin' we love better than a little homemade porn."
You know, I must have a filthy mind because the netflix workers there said it for me. In the same vein, I worry about the following implied--yet not clearly articulated--caveat:
"Rest assured, we will send your disc right back to you [riiiight after we make copies for all of our friends]."
Damn, someone already beat me to the porn comment.
I'm really not keeping up around here very well, lately, am I!
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