Halloween's here

The prep work is done. Asian Cowgirl and I carved up some pumpkins earlier this week as you can see:



I went and got candy last night so I didn't have to go during the day today to get the dregs of leftover candy. You know, Smarties and the like *blech*. This is my first year in the new apartment where I'll be home to hand out candy so I don't know what kind of traffic we get here. To hedge my bets I got over $30 worth of candy. I do NOT want to be that jerk that runs out early. To offset the cost Pinky was kind enough to slip me $20.



She just loves Halloween. She's a perfect Halloween cat being all black and kids often comment on her when they come to the door. Two years ago two sisters, about 5 and 7, saw her when they came to the door (because Pinky's like a dog and loves visitors so she has to greet all the trick or treaters). One of them said "Oooooh a Halloween kitty!" and I said "Yes I rented her just for tonight so tomorrow I'm going to bring her back to the shelter". The little girls looked like they were about to cry, but their father was cracking up.

Halloween's almost here

That could only mean one thing; an excuse for women to dress as slutty as they wanted to all year and now have an excuse. Have at it sluts!

Cut 'Em Up!

http://blog.peta2.com/2008/10/who_is_cutoutdissectioncom.html

But if they don't teach dissection in class how are the butchers of tomorrow supposed to get their start? The horror...the horror.

-or-

If they don't teach dissection in school kids will learn dissection on the streets.

Meat Case

I know it's not bacon, but DAMM!



http://blogs.zdnet.com/Apple/?p=2377&tag=nl.e539

Have a good weekend

Hey John Deere, Hold Your Horses.

Why is it that no matter where I live, no matter the time of year, if I'm home sick the neighbor is always mowing the damn lawn. Seriously man, it's October and 50 degrees in the afternoon meaning your lawn is already fucked for the year. Don't be a dick.